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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Marijuana Company Buys California Town

A marijuana-growing company has purchased the entire 120-acre town of Nipton, CA, with plans to turn it into a “cannabis-friendly hospitality destination.” What do you think?

  • “I make some pretty crazy purchasing decisions when I’m high, too.”

    Bruce Temple Home Rearranger
  • “Man, I wish our town’s corporate owner was that chill.”

    Lydia Albertson Muzak Supervisor
  • “I look forward to reading a town charter that syncs up perfectly with ‘Electric Ladyland.’”

    Walter Davies Gunsmith

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