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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Marijuana Smokers Skinnier

According to new research, pot smokers have smaller waist circumferences and have higher levels of “good” HDL cholesterol than those who do not use marijuana, even after controlling for other factors such as age, sex, and level of physical activity. What do you think?

  • “I knew it! Not smoking pot has made me obese.”

    Ross Bottomley Pillow Cleaner
  • “We get it, medical community. Stop stuffing marijuana down our throats.”

    Vinny Worley Muskrat Trapper
  • “Hmm, did they happen to say anything about sniffing markers?”

    Jocelyn Crane Stunt Driver

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