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Marijuana Use Linked To Testicular Cancer

A study from the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle found that marijuana smokers had an increased risk of developing testicular cancer. What do you think?
  • "I'm such a goody two-shoes. I just assumed that marijuana was smoked through the mouth."

    Andrea Upman
    Segment Manager
  • "And an increased chance of ordering extra cheese on that Papa John's pizza! I'm just kidding. This is a serious issue."

    Gregory Watson
    Pre-Pack Technician
  • "I always try to make sure my testicles eat right and get plenty of exercise. But that's not because I smoke pot; it's because I drop lots of acid."

    Brad Schmitt
    Systems Analyst
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