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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Marijuana Use Linked To Testicular Cancer

A study from the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle found that marijuana smokers had an increased risk of developing testicular cancer. What do you think?
  • "I'm such a goody two-shoes. I just assumed that marijuana was smoked through the mouth."

    Andrea Upman Segment Manager
  • "And an increased chance of ordering extra cheese on that Papa John's pizza! I'm just kidding. This is a serious issue."

    Gregory Watson Pre-Pack Technician
  • "I always try to make sure my testicles eat right and get plenty of exercise. But that's not because I smoke pot; it's because I drop lots of acid."

    Brad Schmitt Systems Analyst
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