Marijuana Vending Machine Unveiled In Colorado

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Marijuana Vending Machine Unveiled In Colorado

A company called American Green has unveiled an automated, climate-controlled pot vending machine called the ZaZZZ, which dispenses medical marijuana only and uses ID fraud technology to verify users’ ages. What do you think?

  • “Nothing legitimizes medicine like selling it from a vending machine.”

    Joe Hayes
    3D Animator
  • “This sounds like something a stoned person came up with and a sober friend implemented.”

    Adam Cantor
    Lens Mounter
  • “Can I still have an awkward conversation with the machine while I’m waiting for it to give me my drugs?”

    Kristen Cuddeback
    Daycare Assistant
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