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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Marijuana Vending Machine Unveiled In Colorado

A company called American Green has unveiled an automated, climate-controlled pot vending machine called the ZaZZZ, which dispenses medical marijuana only and uses ID fraud technology to verify users’ ages. What do you think?

  • “Nothing legitimizes medicine like selling it from a vending machine.”

    Joe Hayes 3D Animator
  • “This sounds like something a stoned person came up with and a sober friend implemented.”

    Adam Cantor Lens Mounter
  • “Can I still have an awkward conversation with the machine while I’m waiting for it to give me my drugs?”

    Kristen Cuddeback Daycare Assistant

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