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Marilyn Chambers Dead At 56

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Marilyn Chambers Dead At 56

Marilyn Chambers, the former pornographic film actress who starred in the film Behind The Green Door and was the face of Ivory Snow detergent, died in her Canyon Country, CA home on Sunday. What do you think?
  • "After watching her survive Johnny Keyes I thought that woman would live forever."

    Josephine Weingardt Petroleum Tester
  • "Thank God—now I can be really sure my wife's not that Marilyn Chambers."

    Steven McCann Systems Analyst
  • "She was in porn? Goddamn it, I spent all that time jerking off to her picture on the Ivory Snow box."

    Brendan Sanville Booker

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