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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Marilyn Chambers Dead At 56

Marilyn Chambers, the former pornographic film actress who starred in the film Behind The Green Door and was the face of Ivory Snow detergent, died in her Canyon Country, CA home on Sunday. What do you think?
  • "After watching her survive Johnny Keyes I thought that woman would live forever."

    Josephine Weingardt Petroleum Tester
  • "Thank God—now I can be really sure my wife's not that Marilyn Chambers."

    Steven McCann Systems Analyst
  • "She was in porn? Goddamn it, I spent all that time jerking off to her picture on the Ivory Snow box."

    Brendan Sanville Booker

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