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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Marine Faces Discharge For Anti-Obama Facebook Posts

A U.S. Marine sergeant who started a Facebook page called Armed Forces Tea Party may be dismissed from the corps for violating Pentagon directives on political speech by active soldiers. What do you think?

  • "I don't understand why he feels the need to express his political viewpoints. Isn't being a faceless killing machine gratification enough?"

    Bert Treece Fabric Lay-Out Worker
  • "Yeah, well, maybe the president should stop searching for himself on Facebook and get back to work."

    Larry Fay Mosaicist
  • “That’s it! I’m defriending the Pentagon as we speak.”

    Sharon Rathke Unemployed

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