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Marine Faces Discharge For Anti-Obama Facebook Posts

A U.S. Marine sergeant who started a Facebook page called Armed Forces Tea Party may be dismissed from the corps for violating Pentagon directives on political speech by active soldiers. What do you think?

  • "I don't understand why he feels the need to express his political viewpoints. Isn't being a faceless killing machine gratification enough?"

    Bert Treece
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  • "Yeah, well, maybe the president should stop searching for himself on Facebook and get back to work."

    Larry Fay
  • “That’s it! I’m defriending the Pentagon as we speak.”

    Sharon Rathke