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Mark Zuckerberg Calls Obama To Complain About Spying

In an open letter he posted this week, Mark Zuckerberg wrote that he called President Obama to express his concerns about the NSA’s mass surveillance programs, which the Facebook founder considers a huge threat to the future of the internet. What do you think?

  • “Has Zuckerberg tried changing the settings under that little lock icon in the corner?"

    Alex Yassukovich Talent Recruiter
  • “Obama let me down too, but you don’t see me doing anything about it.”

    Stephen Amoroso Sales Coordinator
  • “Actually, I kind of like knowing someone is reading my Facebook posts.”

    Delia Farrell Community Manager


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