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Mars Rover Lands Safely

The NASA rover Curiosity touched down safely on the Martian surface following a complex descent and landing procedure that scientists had dubbed the "seven minutes of terror." What do you think?

  • “Yeah, if by ‘safely’ you mean it will never again return home to see the scientists who made it. Poor Mars rover.”

    Veronica Forchion
    Systems Analyst
  • “Didn’t we dissolve the space program? No? All right, let’s collect some more dirt samples, I guess.”

    Joey De Young
    Jack Setter
  • “Wake me up when this leads to an invention like Velcro.”

    Paul Hesseman
    Orthotics Technician