Marvel Announces Thor Will Now Be Represented As A Woman

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Marvel Announces Thor Will Now Be Represented As A Woman

Marvel Comics has announced that the character Thor will now be represented as a woman, though she will still be referred to as the “God of Thunder” and wield the hammer of Thor, with officials explaining that “if we can accept Thor as a frog and a horse-faced alien, we should be able to accept a woman.” What do you think?

  • “Hopefully this will inspire all the young girls out there who dream of one day wielding the enchanted hammer Mjölnir.”

    Gary Fotchman
    Unemployed
  • “Finally, the world is ready to accept a beautiful, blond, Scandinavian woman.”

    Macland Pierce
    Snorkel Shack Owner
  • “As long as the character is still white.”

    Rebecca Champlain
    Inventory Taker
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