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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Marvel Comics Announces Muslim Girl Superhero

Marvel will introduce a new comic book series in February with a lead character named Kamala Khan, a teenage Muslim female who lives in Jersey City, NJ and who uses her shape-changing superpower to fight villains. What do you think?

  • “I think I’m in love.”

    Neil Du Prez Sheep Herder
  • “I don’t think we’re ready for a superhero from New Jersey.”

    Terence Pethig Bookkeeper
  • “There they go again, telling girls they have to change their shape.”

    Sophie Shamberg Bracelet Maker

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