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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Marvel Comics Announces Muslim Girl Superhero

Marvel will introduce a new comic book series in February with a lead character named Kamala Khan, a teenage Muslim female who lives in Jersey City, NJ and who uses her shape-changing superpower to fight villains. What do you think?

  • “I think I’m in love.”

    Neil Du Prez Sheep Herder
  • “I don’t think we’re ready for a superhero from New Jersey.”

    Terence Pethig Bookkeeper
  • “There they go again, telling girls they have to change their shape.”

    Sophie Shamberg Bracelet Maker
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