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Mary Hart Leaving 'Entertainment Tonight'

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Mary Hart Leaving 'Entertainment Tonight'

Entertainment Tonight cohost Mary Hart announced that she would leave the venerable entertainment news program after this, her 30th season. What do you think?

  • "I'm sure she wants to spend more time being eerily pert with her family."

    Lou Burger Wheel Starter
  • "Oh, no! She's the only person I trust to keep me abreast of the day-before-yesterday's entertainment news."

    Katie Shaw Bar Manager
  • "Mary Hart is an American icon. She inspired an entire generation of women to grow legs."

    Harry Clark Icing Mixer

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