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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Massa Insinuates He Was Forced Out

After resigning amidst allegations of sexual harassment, former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) told Larry King and Glenn Beck that he was targeted by the Obama administration for not supporting health care reform. What do you think?
  • "It seems unfair that Republicans get to use public bathrooms for anonymous sex and Democrats just get berated in the shower by Rahm Emanuel."

    Nadia Falconi Systems Analyst
  • "He seems fun, like my supervisor at Office Max who used to playfully staple sale signs to my ass."

    Lucas DePace Stock Clerk
  • "So this guy was blocking health care reform and sexually harassing people? Wasn't he targeted by just about everyone, then?"

    Ward Thoele Capacitor Assembler

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