Mattel Introduces Entrepreneur Barbie

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Mattel Introduces Entrepreneur Barbie

Toymaker Mattel has unveiled its upcoming “Entrepreneur Barbie” doll, which comes equipped with a smartphone and LinkedIn account and was created under a partnership with eight real female entrepreneurs the company calls Chief Inspiration Officers. What do you think?

  • “Nice to see being a corporate monster has become gender-neutral.”

    Megan Genovese
    Museum Curator
  • “Accessorizing Barbie with a smartphone is the kind of innovative thinking that could only come from collaborating with eight real-life entrepreneurs.”

    Phil Nelson
    Office Printer Installer
  • “What’s the point? I’m just gonna strip her naked and make her fight Donatello anyway.”

    Bob Hankey
    Unemployed