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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Mattel Introduces Entrepreneur Barbie

Toymaker Mattel has unveiled its upcoming “Entrepreneur Barbie” doll, which comes equipped with a smartphone and LinkedIn account and was created under a partnership with eight real female entrepreneurs the company calls Chief Inspiration Officers. What do you think?

  • “Nice to see being a corporate monster has become gender-neutral.”

    Megan Genovese Museum Curator
  • “Accessorizing Barbie with a smartphone is the kind of innovative thinking that could only come from collaborating with eight real-life entrepreneurs.”

    Phil Nelson Office Printer Installer
  • “What’s the point? I’m just gonna strip her naked and make her fight Donatello anyway.”

    Bob Hankey Unemployed
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