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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Mattel, NASA Introduce Mars Explorer Barbie

Marking the one-year anniversary of the Mars rover Curiosity’s landing on the red planet, Mattel debuted its new Mars Explorer Barbie developed with the aid of NASA, which features pink boots, a pink oxygen tank, a pink helmet, and a pink-accented form-fitting spacesuit. What do you think?

  • “But astronauts already have enough body-image issues.”

    Sonya Wren Tram Operator
  • “Good, a woman’s place is in a pink suit exploring an ocean of nothingness.”

    David Ooten Map Librarian
  • “But space is for boys!”

    Rody Renskoff Pie Filler

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