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Matthews, Olbermann Ousted As MSNBC Anchors

MSNBC has removed Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann from anchor duties during coverage of the presidential campaign. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure they're okay with it. They've said their piece about politics."

    Robin Zucker
    Systems Analyst
  • "Although I like Matthews and Olbermann, I think it's a good idea to let some older, more experienced anchors interrupt people."

    Carl Dunn
    Driver
  • "This is the biggest upheaval at MSNBC since it dropped issues from its political coverage."

    Woody Laskin
    Porter
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