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Mayor Of Trenton Arrested

Trenton, NJ mayor Tony Mack was arrested on corruption charges Monday following an FBI sting operation in which he allegedly accepted $119,000 in kickbacks for selling city land to parking garage developers for below its assessed value. What do you think?

  • “You’d think a guy named ‘Tony Mack’ would be more trustworthy.”

    Graham Loveday Credit Union President
  • “I just hope that one day I can return to believing that parking garages are created through a perfect synergy of vision and integrity.”

    Lance Frisch Mess Cook
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