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Mayor Says To Lose Weight

Mick Cornett, the mayor of Oklahoma City, has challenged every citizen to lose a collective 1 million pounds in an effort to help the state capital shed the distinction of being one of America's fattest cities. What do you think?
  • "If they're really serious about attaining this goal, the first thing they need to do is stop eating each other."

    Sam Kennedy
    Medical Transcriber
  • "Collective weight loss will take forever. Just take it all off Mama Dunster. She's got at least a million and a half to give."

    Jess MacNamara
    Field Manager
  • "What, and go back to being famous for that smell?"

    Larry Queenan
    Camp Counselor
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