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Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans

The Church of Scientology plunged into scandal Thursday when Frank D. Linehan, a prominent minister who has helped thousands of parishioners move up the Bridge to Total Freedom and achieve Clear, was arrested on 471 charges of molesting alien thetans.
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McCain Addresses NAACP

Presumptive Republican presidential candidate John McCain spoke before the NAACP on Wednesday. What do you think?
  • "I've never heard the phrase 'you people' uttered with such conviction."

    Charlotte Adams Systems Analyst
  • "Who called whose bluff here?"

    Pete Stoyanoff Drywaller
  • "That's a good start. Now he should address all of the black people who aren't in the NAACP. Which is most black people."

    Oren Sobotka Police Officer

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