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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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McCain Chooses Palin As VP

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?
  • "It's kind of sad watching my racist sexist dad, sitting silently in his recliner and slowly shaking his head."

    Ivan Prost Systems Analyst
  • "As a woman, I am flattered by this scattershot pandering gesture."

    Teresa Burkhalter Vegetable Picker
  • "Finally, somebody who can pull in the Alaskan/pro-life/moose-hunting/woman vote."

    Scott Wise Line Cook

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