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McCain Chooses Palin As VP

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?
  • "It's kind of sad watching my racist sexist dad, sitting silently in his recliner and slowly shaking his head."

    Ivan Prost
    Systems Analyst
  • "As a woman, I am flattered by this scattershot pandering gesture."

    Teresa Burkhalter
    Vegetable Picker
  • "Finally, somebody who can pull in the Alaskan/pro-life/moose-hunting/woman vote."

    Scott Wise
    Line Cook
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