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Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch

In case you missed last night's premiere of the second season of "Onion News Network", watch Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born with a god-awful, hateful face.

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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McCain Chooses Palin As VP

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?
  • "It's kind of sad watching my racist sexist dad, sitting silently in his recliner and slowly shaking his head."

    Ivan Prost Systems Analyst
  • "As a woman, I am flattered by this scattershot pandering gesture."

    Teresa Burkhalter Vegetable Picker
  • "Finally, somebody who can pull in the Alaskan/pro-life/moose-hunting/woman vote."

    Scott Wise Line Cook
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