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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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McCain Highlights Foreign Policy Differences

In an effort to distance himself from President Bush's foreign policy, John McCain called for closing Guantanamo Bay and said the Unites States could not consider ourselves a lone superpower. What do you think?
  • "After Bush slandered him for fathering an illegitimate black child and challenged his status as a war hero, this is how McCain repays him?"

    Ben Shapiro Systems Analyst
  • "No more Gitmo? Then where would President McCain put all the enemy combatants that we capture in Iraq over the next thousand years?"

    Laurie Frendrich Horse Trainer
  • "He probably didn't need to end his speech with 'Ya happy now?'"

    Paulo Garcia Cabinet Maker

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