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McCain Highlights Foreign Policy Differences

In an effort to distance himself from President Bush's foreign policy, John McCain called for closing Guantanamo Bay and said the Unites States could not consider ourselves a lone superpower. What do you think?
  • "After Bush slandered him for fathering an illegitimate black child and challenged his status as a war hero, this is how McCain repays him?"

    Ben Shapiro
    Systems Analyst
  • "No more Gitmo? Then where would President McCain put all the enemy combatants that we capture in Iraq over the next thousand years?"

    Laurie Frendrich
    Horse Trainer
  • "He probably didn't need to end his speech with 'Ya happy now?'"

    Paulo Garcia
    Cabinet Maker
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