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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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McCain Highlights Foreign Policy Differences

In an effort to distance himself from President Bush's foreign policy, John McCain called for closing Guantanamo Bay and said the Unites States could not consider ourselves a lone superpower. What do you think?
  • "After Bush slandered him for fathering an illegitimate black child and challenged his status as a war hero, this is how McCain repays him?"

    Ben Shapiro Systems Analyst
  • "No more Gitmo? Then where would President McCain put all the enemy combatants that we capture in Iraq over the next thousand years?"

    Laurie Frendrich Horse Trainer
  • "He probably didn't need to end his speech with 'Ya happy now?'"

    Paulo Garcia Cabinet Maker

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