McCain Wins New Hampshire Primary

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McCain Wins New Hampshire Primary

Senator John McCain surprised observers by winning the Republican vote in the New Hampshire primary. What do you think?
  • "If I've ever trusted a state to set the stage for the presidential election, it's the one that leads the country in per capita sales of alcohol."

    Rebecca Carlson
    Systems Analyst
  • "You know, I'm happy for him. If a guy spends five years getting tortured by the Viet Cong, the least we can do is toss a primary or two his way."

    Paul Messner
    Chiropractor
  • "While I agree with much of his policies, I can't, with clear conscience, condone his age."

    Thad Cowley
    Canvas Stretcher
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