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McDonald's Abandons Iceland

Iceland's three McDonald's locations are closing because of the collapse of the island nation's currency. What do you think?
  • "I guess we’ll never find out if that crafty Pinchy Puffin ever got his hands on a McRutabaga Shake."

    Jennifer Winston
    Systems Analyst
  • "Let this serve as a warning to us all. Iceland has universal health care and now they have no more McDonald’s."

    Larry Rubin
    Unemployed
  • "Someone's going to have to get Björk out of the ball pit."

    Andrew Sanchez
    Facility Examiner
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