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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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McDonald's May Offer Breakfast All Day

The president and CEO of McDonald’s hinted that the fast food giant may soon make its breakfast menu available around the clock, while also noting that the company is considering meal delivery services and loyalty programs for customers. What do you think?

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