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Vol 49 Issue 18

Tuesday, May 14

Author and ecologist Michael Strandley will be at the Cameron Library on Tuesday discussing his lifelong work with bears and why he thinks they’re overrated.

No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted

INDEPENDENCE, MO—None of the six students in the white stretch limousine presently en route to Harry Truman High School’s senior prom are attending the event with the person they wanted to be their date, sources reported this evening.
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McDonald's May Offer Breakfast All Day

The president and CEO of McDonald’s hinted that the fast food giant may soon make its breakfast menu available around the clock, while also noting that the company is considering meal delivery services and loyalty programs for customers. What do you think?

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