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McDonald's Nixes Cage-Free Eggs

The board of McDonald's has come out against a proposal that would require the restaurant to obtain 5 percent of its eggs from cage-free sources. What do you think?

  • "Wait, so McDonald's uses real chickens?"

    Jeff Sanders rake Adjuster
  • "Five percent would have been perfect, as I tend to get a guilty conscience with every 20th Egg McMuffin."

    Leah Kupferberg Kettle Operator
  • "Right, yeah, fine. So can I get breakfast after 11 a.m. or not?"

    Andy Taylor Hand Packager

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