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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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McDonald's Sales Down For First Time In 9 Years

McDonald’s worldwide sales fell 1.8 percent in October, marking the first drop in the fast food chain’s monthly sales figures since April 2003. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, I’ve been making my own Spicy Chicken McBites at home.”

    Rocco Bonifant Warehouse Guard
  • “Uh-oh. Did another restaurant learn how to make hamburgers?”

    Yvonne Weeks Hosiery Salesperson
  • “Maybe they should stop dragging their heels on that McRib shake, then.”

    Les Baxter Can Filler

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