McDonald’s Testing Do-It-Yourself Seasoned Fries

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McDonald’s Testing Do-It-Yourself Seasoned Fries

McDonald’s confirmed they’re testing do-it-yourself seasoned french fries, which customers assemble by pouring packets of flavoring onto the fries in a special mixing bag, a concept that was introduced by Burger King in 2002 and failed. What do you think?

  • “I’m flattered that McDonald’s thinks I can handle this.”

    Ross Shinobu
    Systems Analyst
  • “We may not have been ready for this in 2002, but we’ve grown so much as a nation since.”

    Jason Waterman
    Network Administrator
  • “Do we at least get some instructions first, or are they just going to throw us to the wolves?”

    Cassandra Yount
    Legal Counsel