McDonald's To Open Vegetarian Restaurants

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McDonald's To Open Vegetarian Restaurants

The first two entirely vegetarian McDonald’s restaurants are scheduled to open next year near Hindu and Sikh pilgrimage sites in northern India, offering items such as potato patties and vegetable-and-cheese pastries instead of traditional burgers. What do you think?

  • “But what happens to the Hamburglar?”

    Kim Doering
    Valve Assembler
  • “Does McDonald’s know it doesn’t have to have a restaurant everywhere?”

    Sonny Durante
    Orange Grower
  • “I’m going to continue ordering off the Rupee Menu—half a French fry and one slice of lettuce to go, please.”

    Malcolm Whittington
    Systems Analyst