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McDonald’s To Put Books In Happy Meals

McDonald’s announced that it would include one of four paperback books in its Happy Meals from Nov. 1 to Nov. 14, with the works featuring McDonald’s Funky Farm characters, including a goat, ant, dodo bird, and dinosaur. What do you think?

  • “Just like when my taco order from Chipotle came with the works of Saul Bellow.”

    Victor Rathner
    Systems Analyst
  • “A goat, an ant, a dodo bird, and a dinosaur? That is one funky farm.”

    Donald Caven
    Saddle Maker
  • “Wow, maybe their food isn’t so unhealthy.”

    Caroline Lepselter
    Tire Buffer
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