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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Trump Plans To ‘Drain The Swamp’

One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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McDonald’s Unveils New Slogan: Lovin’ Beats Hatin’

After losing popularity with millennial consumers who are increasingly choosing Chipotle, McDonald’s unveiled its new tagline, “Lovin’ Beats Hatin’,” which officials say aims to spread love amidst hate for the brand on the internet. What do you think?

  • “McDonald’s is smart to go on the internet and tell people they’re wrong.”

    Thomas McGuire Systems Analyst
  • “They really nailed the millennial voice.”

    Penny Nichols Home Decor Reseller
  • “I’ve been saying for years that people who don’t eat at McDonald’s have bitter hate in their hearts.”

    Dean Brendel Coaster Stacker

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