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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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McMansions Done?

According to the results of a survey by the real estate website Trulia, Americans no longer want to buy the oversized houses that characterized the housing boom of the 2000s. What do you think?

  • "The time for that kind of extravagance may be over, but I have my eye on the perfect little gaudy, tasteless McStudio."

    Henry Roosevelt Systems Analyst
  • "But where will people park their midrange Lexuses?"

    Becky Franklin Geologist
  • "Damn it. I guess we'll have to burn down the top floor so we can fit in with everybody else."

    Roman Hamilton Salesman

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