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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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McMansions Done?

According to the results of a survey by the real estate website Trulia, Americans no longer want to buy the oversized houses that characterized the housing boom of the 2000s. What do you think?

  • "The time for that kind of extravagance may be over, but I have my eye on the perfect little gaudy, tasteless McStudio."

    Henry Roosevelt Systems Analyst
  • "But where will people park their midrange Lexuses?"

    Becky Franklin Geologist
  • "Damn it. I guess we'll have to burn down the top floor so we can fit in with everybody else."

    Roman Hamilton Salesman

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