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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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McMansions Done?

According to the results of a survey by the real estate website Trulia, Americans no longer want to buy the oversized houses that characterized the housing boom of the 2000s. What do you think?

  • "The time for that kind of extravagance may be over, but I have my eye on the perfect little gaudy, tasteless McStudio."

    Henry Roosevelt Systems Analyst
  • "But where will people park their midrange Lexuses?"

    Becky Franklin Geologist
  • "Damn it. I guess we'll have to burn down the top floor so we can fit in with everybody else."

    Roman Hamilton Salesman
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