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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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McMansions Done?

According to the results of a survey by the real estate website Trulia, Americans no longer want to buy the oversized houses that characterized the housing boom of the 2000s. What do you think?

  • "The time for that kind of extravagance may be over, but I have my eye on the perfect little gaudy, tasteless McStudio."

    Henry Roosevelt Systems Analyst
  • "But where will people park their midrange Lexuses?"

    Becky Franklin Geologist
  • "Damn it. I guess we'll have to burn down the top floor so we can fit in with everybody else."

    Roman Hamilton Salesman

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