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Meat Factory Explodes

An Arkansas meatpacking plant exploded on Sunday, destroying the factory and forcing nearly 200 people living nearby to evacuate their homes. What do you think?
  • "It's nice to hear about a backwoods explosion that doesn't have anything to do with meth."

    Louis Dahlkemper Airline Pilot
  • "This is really frightening, but mostly because it means I might be able to project my thoughts into reality."

    Meridith Hume Sociology Professor
  • "If Upton Sinclair were alive today, he'd be running into the street for free meat just like the rest of us."

    Timothy Rudgers Receptionist

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