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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Medical Tourism May Spread Superbug

A new strain of bacteria that is immune to most antibiotics has been found in patients who underwent surgery in India, and its imminent spread is worrying experts. What do you think?

  • "Why would you travel all the way to India for surgery when you can get third-world health care right here in your own backyard?"

    Natalya Clark Systems Analyst
  • "I don't give a shit. I've got a doctor in Bangalore who will take this bullet out of my neck without asking any questions."

    Eddie Bryant Mold Dresser
  • "Good thing I became a weirdo in 2007 and haven't left my house since."

    Carson Lamb Unemployed
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