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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

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CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Medical Tourism May Spread Superbug

A new strain of bacteria that is immune to most antibiotics has been found in patients who underwent surgery in India, and its imminent spread is worrying experts. What do you think?

  • "Why would you travel all the way to India for surgery when you can get third-world health care right here in your own backyard?"

    Natalya Clark Systems Analyst
  • "I don't give a shit. I've got a doctor in Bangalore who will take this bullet out of my neck without asking any questions."

    Eddie Bryant Mold Dresser
  • "Good thing I became a weirdo in 2007 and haven't left my house since."

    Carson Lamb Unemployed
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