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Medical Tourism May Spread Superbug

A new strain of bacteria that is immune to most antibiotics has been found in patients who underwent surgery in India, and its imminent spread is worrying experts. What do you think?

  • "Why would you travel all the way to India for surgery when you can get third-world health care right here in your own backyard?"

    Natalya Clark Systems Analyst
  • "I don't give a shit. I've got a doctor in Bangalore who will take this bullet out of my neck without asking any questions."

    Eddie Bryant Mold Dresser
  • "Good thing I became a weirdo in 2007 and haven't left my house since."

    Carson Lamb Unemployed

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