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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Megan Fox To Star In 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

After a well-publicized falling-out during the Transformers movies, Megan Fox has reportedly resolved her differences with Michael Bay and will star as reporter April O’Neil in the director’s upcoming update of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What do you think?

  • “Nothing brings feuding artists together like love of the classics.”

    Bud Fukai Stained Glass Artist
  • “I’m so impressed they were willing to put aside their differences in order to make millions and millions of dollars.”

    Duncan Soldo Duct Installer
  • “Cowabunga! Am I saying that right?”

    Mary Bentkowski Systems Analyst

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