‘Mein Kampf’ Returns To German Bookstores

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‘Mein Kampf’ Returns To German Bookstores

Following the copyright expiration of Mein Kampf, the manifesto Hitler wrote from prison in 1925, the book has been released in Germany for the first time in 70 years and has sold out completely within days of its republication. What do you think?

  • “This is great news. You can’t fully appreciate the poetry of his hatred unless you read it in the original German.”

    Doug Woolney Code Reader
  • “This could get a whole new generation hooked on reading!”

    Tatiana Macklin Circus Groomer
  • “If people like manifestos, just wait until they see what I’ve been working on.”

    Jedd Boylan Systems Analyst


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