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Vol 43 Issue 22

Sheehan Quits Peace Movement

Cindy Sheehan, who lost her son in Iraq, is leaving peace activism, citing disillusionment with the Democrats and an antiwar movement that "often...
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Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?
  • "I'm hoping that this year, remembrance of our fallen veterans will beat out Pirates Of The Caribbean among 8-to-15-year-olds, domestically."

    Milt Stuckey
    Labor Mediator
  • "I'm not going to cheat on my husband, who's stationed in Afghanistan. Hi, honey! I love you!"

    Michelle Voden
    Caterer
  • "Oh, I don't know. Probably in the ER, saving lives, rebuilding crushed spines, removing bullets from hearts. Because that's how I spend every day–and emergencies don't observe holidays."

    Clyde Pellham
    Surgeon
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