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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Memorial Day Celebrations

Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?
  • "I'm hoping that this year, remembrance of our fallen veterans will beat out Pirates Of The Caribbean among 8-to-15-year-olds, domestically."

    Milt Stuckey Labor Mediator
  • "I'm not going to cheat on my husband, who's stationed in Afghanistan. Hi, honey! I love you!"

    Michelle Voden Caterer
  • "Oh, I don't know. Probably in the ER, saving lives, rebuilding crushed spines, removing bullets from hearts. Because that's how I spend every day–and emergencies don't observe holidays."

    Clyde Pellham Surgeon

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