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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Men Compulsive Shoppers, Too

A recent study claims that men are just as likely to be compulsive shoppers as women. What do you think?
  • "I am not a compulsive shopper. I'm just a kleptomaniac with a strong guilt complex."

    Sean Harper Librarian
  • "This behavior harkens back to hunter–gatherer times, when the women stayed home to raise the children, while the men took to the savannah and foraged for consumer electronics."

    Lisa Grey Anthropologist
  • "What are you going to tell me next—that men can be loving parents and equal partners in a marriage?"

    Theodore Wexler Freelance Writer

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