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Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.

Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

‘Please Try To Keep It This Way,’ Say Workers

WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.
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Men Suffer Postpartum Depression Too

A study in the Journal of the American Medical Association showed that 10 percent of new fathers can suffer a serious depression in the first year of a child's birth. What do you think?

  • "And here I just thought I was depressed because my baby’s so damn ugly."

    Jason Coefield Lumber Straightener
  • "Well, some men cry during laundry detergent commercials too. Doesn't make it right."

    Alex Pipkin Incinerator Operator
  • "Would it kill guys to go find their own mental illness?"

    Janell Wallace Taxi Driver

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