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Report: Fans Enjoy Waving Things Around

NEW YORK—A joint report from all professional and amateur sporting leagues unanimously confirmed Thursday that fans enjoy waving random things around, typically above their heads, while attending athletic events.

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Mensa Membership Getting Younger

Since 2000, the number of Mensa members under 30 has increased 63 percent. What do you think?

  • "Really? I would have figured way more old people would be falling for that scam."

    Alicia Martsch
    Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know. I just wanted to belong to something, and they had a hell of a lot fewer hoops to jump through than the Latin Kings."

    Keith Plouf
    Laboratory Miller
  • "But if the number of young members has increased, doesn't that mean that there are even more ages now? And therefore people are even older? I'm not in Mensa."

    Michael Roth
    Carpet Installer
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