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Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

Infographic: 20 Years Of Netflix

Netflix was founded as an online DVD rental service in 1997 and has since evolved into a subscription-based streaming platform with its own slate of original programming. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the company’s 20-year history.

Musical The Kind With Number About Putting On A Show

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Noting the increasingly animated choreography and behavior of the characters on stage, sources at the Tallahassee Community Theatre reported Friday that this is apparently the kind of musical with a big number about putting on a show.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Meredith Baxter Comes Out

Former Family Ties actress Meredith Baxter came out as a lesbian on The Today Show. What do you think?
  • "I've wondered ever since I saw that episode where she was wearing a flannel shirt."

    Jen Savino Systems Analyst
  • Baxter's courage has finally given me the strength to say what I have wanted to say for more than two decades now: I never really liked Family Ties."

    Frank Adams Unemployed
  • "I think that, as more high-profile people come out as gay, there will be more opportunities to make the case for gay civil rights and convince the public at large that gay Americans deserve equal protection. Sha-la-la-laaaaaaa."

    Will Duane Smokehouse Attendant

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