Merkel Says Multiculturalism Has Failed

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Merkel Says Multiculturalism Has Failed

German prime minister Angela Merkel told members of her Christian Democratic Union party that efforts to live side-by-side with Muslims have failed, and suggested all immigrants learn German and embrace Christian values. What do you think?

  • "I think I have a pretty good idea where this is heading."

    Satra Paich
    Notary Public
  • "To be fair, it's pretty hard to eat a bratwurst under a headscarf without looking like a real idiot."

    Sam Lukather
    Systems Analyst
  • "On at least half of this point, Germany and al-Qaeda agree."

    Donald Williams
    Architectural Draftsman
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