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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Meth Puts Strain On ERs

A recent survey of hospitals indicated that methamphetamine is responsible for more drug-related emergency-room admissions than any other illicit drug. What do you think?
  • "It wasn't the meth that put me in the ER, man. It was trying to wrestle that horse."

    Kevin Underwood Tax Preparer
  • "Meth's a bigger problem than weed, coke, and heroin? No wonder popular music sucks now."

    Cindy Reynolds Writer
  • "We should just train all the pharmaceutical reps mulling around the hospital lobby in basic lifesaving measures."

    Gene Thomas Bank Teller

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