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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Mice Give Birth Using 3D-Printed Ovaries

In a step toward treatments for human infertility, scientists implanted 3D-printed ovaries into mice, which were then able to give birth using the artificial organs. What do you think?

  • “And I suppose the rest of us will foot the bill for these mice to lie around having baby after baby?”

    Thomas Dunn Digital Farmer
  • “Someday, hopefully every woman, regardless of fertility, can be forced to have a baby.”

    Gwen Breiner Steamboat Operator
  • “Wait until I tell my mice!”

    Harold Mendillo Jello Molder

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