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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Michael Flynn Resigns

National security adviser Michael Flynn has resigned from his post after it was discovered that he held discussions with Russian officials that left him vulnerable to blackmail. What do you think?

  • “Oh yeah, some of my friends at Mar-a-Lago mentioned that would be going down soon.”

    Chet Nyland Retired Driver
  • “I’m confident that this will remain an isolated incident of Trump administration officials being held accountable.”

    Goldie Harper Canal Digger
  • “Fox News pays better anyway.”

    Ron Bogart Meat Baster

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