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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Michael Flynn Resigns

National security adviser Michael Flynn has resigned from his post after it was discovered that he held discussions with Russian officials that left him vulnerable to blackmail. What do you think?

  • “Oh yeah, some of my friends at Mar-a-Lago mentioned that would be going down soon.”

    Chet Nyland Retired Driver
  • “I’m confident that this will remain an isolated incident of Trump administration officials being held accountable.”

    Goldie Harper Canal Digger
  • “Fox News pays better anyway.”

    Ron Bogart Meat Baster

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