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Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

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SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.

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SANTA CLARA, CA—Admitting to being “worried sick” after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a play, family and friends of Peyton Manning grew incredibly concerned Sunday after the veteran Denver Broncos quarterback wandered away from the pocket during the first quarter of Super Bowl 50, sources confirmed.
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Michael Jackson Album To Feature New Songs

Epic Records has announced their plan to release a new album from late singer Michael Jackson called Xscape, which will feature eight previously unreleased songs. What do you think?

  • “I’ll buy it as long as every song is as good as ‘Billie Jean.’”

    Ken Rosterman
    Furniture Discounter
  • “If you like music you should check out my band, Thrashing Souls.”

    Bryant Miller
    Unemployed
  • “Okay. Just as long as this isn’t some cash grab.”

    Mackenzie Herzer
    Classroom Supervisor

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