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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Michael Jackson Album To Feature New Songs

Epic Records has announced their plan to release a new album from late singer Michael Jackson called Xscape, which will feature eight previously unreleased songs. What do you think?

  • “I’ll buy it as long as every song is as good as ‘Billie Jean.’”

    Ken Rosterman Furniture Discounter
  • “If you like music you should check out my band, Thrashing Souls.”

    Bryant Miller Unemployed
  • “Okay. Just as long as this isn’t some cash grab.”

    Mackenzie Herzer Classroom Supervisor

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