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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Michael Jackson Album To Feature New Songs

Epic Records has announced their plan to release a new album from late singer Michael Jackson called Xscape, which will feature eight previously unreleased songs. What do you think?

  • “I’ll buy it as long as every song is as good as ‘Billie Jean.’”

    Ken Rosterman Furniture Discounter
  • “If you like music you should check out my band, Thrashing Souls.”

    Bryant Miller Unemployed
  • “Okay. Just as long as this isn’t some cash grab.”

    Mackenzie Herzer Classroom Supervisor

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