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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Michael Jackson Dead

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?
  • "Why do the really weird celebrities who probably already wish they were dead anyway always have to die so young?"

    Jenny Wedo Systems Analyst
  • "I bet Janis, Jimi, Jim, Jerry, Kurt, Elvis, and Michael are having a jam session up in heaven right now. A horrible, cacophonous jam session because their styles clash too much.”

    Harold Dray Meat Packer
  • "I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.”

    Paul Wasserstrom Pharmacist

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