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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Michael Jackson Dead

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?
  • "Why do the really weird celebrities who probably already wish they were dead anyway always have to die so young?"

    Jenny Wedo Systems Analyst
  • "I bet Janis, Jimi, Jim, Jerry, Kurt, Elvis, and Michael are having a jam session up in heaven right now. A horrible, cacophonous jam session because their styles clash too much.”

    Harold Dray Meat Packer
  • "I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.”

    Paul Wasserstrom Pharmacist

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