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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Michael Schiavo Starts PAC

Michael Schiavo, husband of the late Terri Schiavo, is starting a political action committee that will challenge candidates based on where they stand on government's reach in private lives. What do you think?
  • "Nice to see that a Schiavo is being persistent about something other than their vegetative state."

    Denise Benzler Gardener
  • "Like we need another organization looking out for the little guy. Thanks, but no thanks."

    George Henry Optometrist
  • "It's going to be an uphill battle, but if there's anyone used to seeing little to no progress, it's Michael Schiavo."

    Andrew Lederer Sound Man
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