adBlockCheck

Recent News

Report: You Have Won!

Head To TheOnion.com To Redeem Your Winnings

WINNER’S CIRCLE—Sources are reporting that you, valued Onion reader, have won!

A Timeline Of Construction On The White House

George Washington laid the cornerstone of the White House 225 years ago this week, and the building has undergone almost constant change and renovation since then. Here’s a timeline showing how the White House was built.
End Of Section
  • More News

Michele Bachmann Leaving Congress

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), a Tea Party conservative who ran for president last year and an outspoken critic of President Obama, confirmed that she will not seek a fifth term in Congress in 2014. What do you think?

  • “I just hope Minnesota can find someone else as good as her.”

    Ray Bahmet Systems Analyst
  • “Maybe now she can finally let her hair down and be herself.”

    Mark Foote Automobile Repossessor
  • “Hopefully there’ll be some sort of media outlet in which she can still express her opinions.”

    Michelle Nix Cafeteria Attendant

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close