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Michele Bachmann Leaving Congress

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), a Tea Party conservative who ran for president last year and an outspoken critic of President Obama, confirmed that she will not seek a fifth term in Congress in 2014. What do you think?

  • “I just hope Minnesota can find someone else as good as her.”

    Ray Bahmet Systems Analyst
  • “Maybe now she can finally let her hair down and be herself.”

    Mark Foote Automobile Repossessor
  • “Hopefully there’ll be some sort of media outlet in which she can still express her opinions.”

    Michelle Nix Cafeteria Attendant

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