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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Michele Bachmann Leaving Congress

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), a Tea Party conservative who ran for president last year and an outspoken critic of President Obama, confirmed that she will not seek a fifth term in Congress in 2014. What do you think?

  • “I just hope Minnesota can find someone else as good as her.”

    Ray Bahmet Systems Analyst
  • “Maybe now she can finally let her hair down and be herself.”

    Mark Foote Automobile Repossessor
  • “Hopefully there’ll be some sort of media outlet in which she can still express her opinions.”

    Michelle Nix Cafeteria Attendant

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