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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Michelle Obama Presents Oscar To 'Argo'

First lady Michelle Obama announced the Oscars’ Best Picture winner via satellite last night, awarding the show’s top prize to the Ben Affleck–directed thriller Argo, which chronicles the rescue of six Americans during the Iranian hostage crisis. What do you think?

  • “As a conservative, that completely ruined the Hollywood I already hated.”

    Martin Ingersoll Seat Assembler
  • “But her husband didn’t even kill any bad guys in that one.”

    Gerald Wilmarth Puppeteer
  • “Oh, wow. Do you think the president was standing right there off-camera, or do you think he was in another room watching on TV?”

    Mary Tanaka Systems Analyst

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