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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Michelle Obama Turns 50

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 years old today and will celebrate with a birthday party at the White House tomorrow night, which has been described on official invitations as an evening of “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert.” What do you think?

  • “There will be snacks? How glamorous!”

    Lonnie May Jackhammer Operator
  • “I guess whatever little miss First Lady wants, little miss First Lady gets.”

    Keith Ballard Tap Dancing Instructor
  • “Wow, she made it to 50? Must be her active lifestyle. Incredible.”

    Whitney Kirby Donut Icer
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